Alright so if you somehow stumbled on this blog I either paid you $20 or you actually find me somewhat interesting. There is not really much to say. My name is Joe. I'm a sarcastic, cynical, egotistical bastard and I'm essentially a geek. However, from time to time I manage to make people laugh with my antics, so that's a plus. Anywhoozle, if you aren't being attacked by a bear or any other sort of ferocious animal, click that awesome button of jizz known as the follow button. If you don't click that button, I seriously don't care either because this is just a place where I say stupid shit. So yeah, that's about it. :]