Alright so if you somehow stumbled on this blog I either paid you $20 or you actually find me somewhat interesting. There is not really much to say. My name is Joe. I'm a sarcastic, cynical, egotistical bastard and I'm essentially a geek. However, from time to time I manage to make people laugh with my antics, so that's a plus. Anywhoozle, if you aren't being attacked by a bear or any other sort of ferocious animal, click that awesome button of jizz known as the follow button. If you don't click that button, I seriously don't care either because this is just a place where I say stupid shit. So yeah, that's about it. :]

douches be douching


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fatbeyonce:

if you don’t know this reference, you’re too young for my blog tbh~

fatbeyonce:

if you don’t know this reference, you’re too young for my blog tbh~

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dogsenthusiast:

introducing yourself to people likeimage

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gideonx8:

LOL this is my favorite picture.

gideonx8:

LOL this is my favorite picture.

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PLEASE

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