This always fucking gets me.
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he just wanted to learn
Me: Brain, this is seriously not the fucking time!
Brain: When would be a good time for you then, jackass?
Me: WHEN I’M DEAD OR SOMETHING, I DON’T KNOW!
Brain: Look, I can’t age our cells that quickly, asshole. We’re doing this right now.
Me: AT LEAST WAIT FOR EXAMS TO BE OVER!
Brain: It’s always about you isn’t it?!
Me: I swear to the God(s) that I don’t even believe in you may haunt, torment, kill me from the inside, etc., when exams are all over.
Brain: I won’t let you sleep
Me: You’re a child.
Brain: No. We’re a child.
Me: Is this even real right now?
Brain: It’s very real. This is happening.
Me: Oh my fuck, I’m officially going insane. This is it. This is fucking it.
Brain: Going insane? Dude, we were far passed insane a LONG time ago.
Me: *sigh* Just leave me alone, please. Stop talking. Please stop talking.
Brain: Yeah, as if that’ll happen.