Alright so if you somehow stumbled on this blog I either paid you $20 or you actually find me somewhat interesting. There is not really much to say. My name is Joe. I'm a sarcastic, cynical, egotistical bastard and I'm essentially a geek. However, from time to time I manage to make people laugh with my antics, so that's a plus. Anywhoozle, if you aren't being attacked by a bear or any other sort of ferocious animal, click that awesome button of jizz known as the follow button. If you don't click that button, I seriously don't care either because this is just a place where I say stupid shit. So yeah, that's about it. :]

douches be douching


"Better clench up, Legolas."

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weedporndaily:

Silent Bob sneaks a peak

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positivelycrippled:

9th degree burn

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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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Anonymous said: Dream girl?

It’s this really pimp gaming PC <3 

kane52630:

Lock-Up
Batman: The Animated Series

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kane52630:

Lock-Up
Batman: The Animated Series

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eggs-benedict-cucumber-patch:

Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs being adorable together

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