Alright so if you somehow stumbled on this blog I either paid you $20 or you actually find me somewhat interesting. There is not really much to say. My name is Joe. I'm a sarcastic, cynical, egotistical bastard and I'm essentially a geek. However, from time to time I manage to make people laugh with my antics, so that's a plus. Anywhoozle, if you aren't being attacked by a bear or any other sort of ferocious animal, click that awesome button of jizz known as the follow button. If you don't click that button, I seriously don't care either because this is just a place where I say stupid shit. So yeah, that's about it. :]

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hitomiholic:

ajohnnn:

You’re not from Toronto if you don’t know this man. lol

you guys
this man always screams at me when I walk by him at yonge and dundas and it scares me every time. 

hitomiholic:

ajohnnn:

You’re not from Toronto if you don’t know this man. lol

you guys

this man always screams at me when I walk by him at yonge and dundas and it scares me every time. 

laynestaleys:

The Boondock Saints (1999)

laynestaleys:

The Boondock Saints (1999)

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rockyzeeracoon:

my fran :)

rockyzeeracoon:

my fran :)

ninthrevolver:

VENOM PIDERMANS

ninthrevolver:

VENOM PIDERMANS

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me being laid to rest

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